Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Randomize
