My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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