with your own penis?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
