ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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