party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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