How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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