And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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