You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Randomize
