I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I would fuck him just for his dog
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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