Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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