she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Randomize
