id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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