It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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