sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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