You made me cry and you don't even care
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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