just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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