i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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