At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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