Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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