Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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