I must be too annoying 4 u.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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