fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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