just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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