FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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