Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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