My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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