Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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