quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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