i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
