I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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