you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I just want nice things and good sex
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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