i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
pray to the hookup gods
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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