And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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