shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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