dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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