why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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