not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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