How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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