none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
My nipple is on Facebook.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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