last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i think i have herpe
just one?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I came so hard my ears popped.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
