I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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