i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
We are all done wearing pants today
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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