You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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