why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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