I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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