So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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