If i come over, it means nothing
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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