I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
it's great music for shaving your balls
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
being pregnant is like rehab
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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