So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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