Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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