Don't you send me to vm
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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